2.985 3.620 JENNIFER: We need a -- 3.700 5.945 .. (H) .. Do you have any sharp objects on you? 7.040 7.448 DAN: ... %No. 10.586 11.074 ... (Hx) Keys? 12.102 14.027 JENNIFER: ... No I need like a little pin or something. 19.090 19.947 ... You have [a pencil]? 19.406 20.421 DAN: [You have anything] in your hair? 20.883 21.463 JENNIFER: ... No. 21.595 23.348 DAN: (Hx) .. (THROAT) 24.877 26.380 JENNIFER: ... (TSK) . 28.753 29.663 DAN: ... What do you have to hit. 30.546 31.759 JENNIFER: (H) % See this is the [little] -- 31.298 32.168 >MAC: [((BEEP]_BEEP_BEEP)) 32.076 32.484 JENNIFER: Oh. 32.484 33.341 .. Oh oh. 33.684 33.974 DAN: .. Cool? 34.053 34.686 JENNIFER: .. Okay. 36.004 37.230 ... . 37.455 37.652 .. See, 37.652 38.707 it was just slow. 39.524 39.788 .. (H) Okay. 39.788 40.460 This is me? 41.344 41.937 ... Is this [me]? 41.581 41.924 DAN: [Yeah]. 41.990 42.267 .. Yeah. 42.451 43.176 ... ~Jennifer. 43.335 43.717 JENNIFER: ... Oh. 44.363 44.864 ... That's right. 44.983 45.932 DAN: .. There you go thinking again. 46.156 47.118 JENNIFER: .. . 49.887 50.599 Alright. 51.021 51.680 ... (TSK) (H) 51.680 51.970 DAN: Wow. 51.970 53.222 Who took over uh, 53.447 53.868 JENNIFER: .. North America. 54.699 56.822 But .. . 57.995 58.562 ... WH>]. 58.641 59.392 DAN: [(WHISTLE)] 59.986 60.790 JENNIFER: .. Oh my God, 60.790 61.990 did you [see that]? 61.278 61.884 DAN: [Because player] thr- -- 62.148 63.374 .. player three is aggressive, 63.374 65.154 so he's gonna like go for every[thing]. 64.811 65.417 JENNIFER: [How do you] know. 65.417 66.564 Did I make him aggres[2sive2]? 66.222 66.498 DAN: [2Yeah, 66.433 67.289 you made him2] aggressive, 67.289 67.777 so, 67.870 68.568 ... he's gonna like, 68.568 70.019 try to tear everything up now. 71.165 71.706 ... U=m, 71.706 72.365 that's pretty well, 72.365 73.552 like secure right there, 73.776 74.330 so maybe -- 79.471 80.381 ... That's me, 82.240 82.596 ... XX 85.536 86.736 JENNIFER: ... . 90.322 90.770 DAN: ... . 96.940 98.034 >MAC: ... ((BEEP_BEEP_BEEP)) 102.055 102.833 JENNIFER: ... Ah=, 102.833 103.518 you suck. 103.663 104.125 Watch this. 110.031 111.073 ... . 113.077 113.485 DAN: ... (Hx) 113.591 114.711 JENNIFER: What else can we [do tomorrow], 114.224 114.738 DAN: [(THROAT)] 114.738 115.727 JENNIFER: besides go to the movies. 115.700 116.359 ... t- -- 116.795 117.836 DAN: .. Go out to dinner? 119.168 120.552 JENNIFER: ... I'm so= not hungry right now, 120.552 121.883 it's hard for me to think about food. 121.883 122.411 DAN: .. Alright. 123.070 124.349 JENNIFER: ... I'd like to go out to dinner though. 125.680 126.854 ... (H) Think we can find a hot tub? 128.344 128.699 DAN: ... (H) Yeah, 128.699 129.622 that's a good idea. 130.018 131.349 ... That's an excellent idea. 131.758 134.131 JENNIFER: .. (TSK) (H) .. There you [go thinking again again]. 132.852 133.894 DAN: [There you go thinking again]. 146.827 147.855 JENNIFER: ... (Hx) I'm gonna whip your butt. 147.855 148.673 >MAC ((BEEP_BEEP_BEEP)) 148.937 149.569 DAN: You think so. 149.569 149.899 hunh? 151.428 151.877 JENNIFER: ... (TSK) Yeah. 151.956 152.457 DAN: Un-unh. 152.760 153.314 ... @@@ 154.988 155.766 ... (Hx) 166.141 167.012 ... That's [all I get]? 166.366 169.635 JENNIFER: [(H)] (Hx) ... [2(H)2] 169.477 169.925 DAN: [2That's2] me, 169.925 170.189 right? 170.255 172.839 JENNIFER: Yeah you get a percentage of the amount of countries you own, 173.353 173.959 ... and then, 174.329 177.018 ... for continents you get another .. set ... amount. 178.534 180.208 DAN: ... So can I get something on this bad boy? 180.288 180.828 JENNIFER: .. (SWALLOW) Yeah. 180.828 181.237 .. See? 181.949 182.740 DAN: ... So I hit okay? 182.740 183.043 JENNIFER: Yeah. 183.043 183.702 Hit [okay]. 183.043 184.032 >MAC: [((BEEP_BEEP]_BEEP)) 184.757 186.840 JENNIFER: ... [2See you got one of each kind of2] card. 184.862 186.247 DAN: [2(TSK) Ex=cellent2]. 186.431 186.998 Oh okay. 188.448 189.516 ... So I get (Hx), 189.595 190.716 JENNIFER: So you got te=n, 191.375 192.430 ... [looks like six]teen. 191.375 192.113 DAN: [Sixteen]? 194.302 195.212 JENNIFER: ... Who you gonna trounce on. 195.858 196.754 ... That's you up there, 196.754 197.097 too, 197.057 197.334 right there, 197.400 197.809 . 200.815 201.896 DAN: ... That's me right there. 201.896 202.199 Too. 202.291 202.964 JENNIFER: Oh yeah. 204.150 204.836 DAN: ... U=m, 205.442 207.275 JENNIFER: ... (H) When w- you take over another person, 207.275 207.763 you take a- -- 207.763 208.092 you get, 208.751 209.846 ... their cards. 211.124 212.522 DAN: .. (TSK) (TSK) (TSK) (TSK) (TSK) (TSK) (TSK) 212.957 217.914 JENNIFER: .. (H) The MSG in that ... Chinese food really got me h=igh for a little bit. 219.219 220.221 ... Does MSG affect you? 221.434 221.935 DAN: ... No. 222.159 222.792 ... Not really. 223.240 223.939 ... It affects my mother. 223.939 224.717 Gives her headaches. 224.915 225.600 JENNIFER: (Hx) 244.901 246.259 ... Are you gonna attack over there? 248.144 248.790 DAN: ... (TSK) I don't know. 250.188 251.058 ... Thirteen. 251.058 252.521 That leaves me with thirteen. 253.075 254.881 (H) I wanna f=ortify, 258.085 259.403 JENNIFER: ... You can't move those to there, 259.443 260.484 because they're not touching. 261.618 263.306 DAN: ... W- w- well that's kind of bogus. 264.308 265.191 JENNIFER: ... [Nun-unh]. 264.677 265.943 DAN: [Maybe I'll move em ] right there. 266.707 267.406 JENNIFER: ... [2Done2]. 266.707 267.380 DAN: [2X2] 267.604 268.395 .. Done. 268.658 269.608 >MAC: ... ((BEEP_BEEP_BEEP)) 269.687 271.176 JENNIFER: (TSK) . 270.359 270.952 DAN: (THROAT) 271.928 272.851 .. (TSK) (H) 274.828 275.263 JENNIFER: ... [Oh]. 274.723 275.593 >MAC: [((BEEP]_BEEP_BEEP)) 275.593 276.595 JENNIFER: (GASP)= 277.109 277.927 ... Who's this guy. 278.652 279.667 DAN: ... [Player six]? 278.652 279.482 JENNIFER: [Yakutsk]. 280.102 281.012 ... Look at that. 282.277 283.741 ... . 284.901 285.428 DAN: ... (Hx) 285.652 286.035 JENNIFER: .. Oh, 286.219 287.063 .. (Hx) 287.076 287.603 .. I got a [set]. 287.261 288.157 >MAC: [((BEEP]_BEEP_BEEP)) 289.093 289.897 JENNIFER: ... (TSK) (H) You know what I think, 289.897 292.877 I think the first time that it 0oes the card mode, 293.009 295.065 .. (H) (TSK) .. [It takes a long] time. 293.628 294.050 DAN: [Yeah. 294.050 294.591 .. Yeah]. 295.672 296.516 JENNIFER: ... You remember the last time, 296.516 297.135 that's what happened. 297.135 297.518 DAN: Yeah. 297.808 298.678 JENNIFER: .. (TSK) (H) . 305.257 306.456 DAN: ... Don't call me stupid. 306.456 307.063 JENNIFER: Mm. 308.157 308.526 ... (KISS) 310.530 310.952 ... Alright. 313.048 315.355 DAN: ... Look at you with the uh little armies down here. 315.869 317.056 JENNIFER: .. (H) .. [2]. 319.060 320.220 DAN: [2trying to2] conquer the world. 320.431 320.945 JENNIFER: .. I'm gonna conquer -- 320.945 321.921 . 322.013 322.540 DAN: @ 323.556 324.347 .. [(H) Probably]. 323.186 323.951 JENNIFER: [] 324.808 325.388 DAN: ... Oo=. 325.388 327.168 He's giving you some problems over there. 327.234 327.761 (H) 327.761 329.251 JENNIFER: (H) He is indeed. 330.240 331.070 DAN: ... Go for that one. 331.347 332.046 ... Go into Europe. 332.046 332.521 Get Europe. 337.702 338.242 ... (WHISTLE) 338.242 338.493 JENNIFER: Oop. 339.086 340.352 .. You won't attack me yet. 344.188 345.546 ... (TSK) . 347.260 348.275 DAN: ... @Hmm. 348.275 348.908 JENNIFER: .. (Hx) 349.251 350.516 DAN: I only have uh, 350.714 351.808 .. that many cards, 351.808 352.230 so, 352.309 353.153 (H) 353.153 354.063 JENNIFER: (TSK) How many cards you have. 354.313 355.170 .. [You only have two]. 354.485 355.170 DAN: [Just two]. 355.170 356.792 JENNIFER: So you can't have a .. set. 356.792 357.346 DAN: .. When do you get -- 357.346 357.557 h- -- 357.557 358.717 when do you get cards though. 358.717 359.626 [I don't understand that]. 358.822 361.182 JENNIFER: [Every time you take] over a country you get cards. 363.252 367.589 ... (YAWN) (YAWN) ... (YAWN) 367.734 368.908 DAN: % . 369.066 370.450 JENNIFER: .. (TSK) Attack with the twenty-two. 372.032 373.127 ... Press twenty-two, 373.693 374.419 ... attack. 374.933 375.539 DAN: ... . 375.539 376.198 JENNIFER: . 377.306 378.176 DAN: ... (Hx) 385.638 386.244 JENNIFER: ... Oh, 386.244 386.679 see look, 386.679 388.090 you just got all of his cards. 388.288 388.855 DAN: (TSK) (H) 388.947 389.593 JENNIFER: .. Press okay. 389.685 390.371 DAN: Bonus? 391.426 392.823 JENNIFER: ... Oh my Go=d. 393.944 394.629 ... [Fuck]. 393.996 394.880 >MAC: [((BEEP_BEEP]_BEEP)) 395.117 397.200 DAN: .. @ .. @[@@]@@ 395.855 396.462 JENNIFER: [Fuck]. 397.253 398.598 DAN: .. <>2] 397.727 399.244 JENNIFER: [2. 399.191 400.562 0h= ma=n. 400.562 401.208 Look at that. 403.832 404.754 ... Twenty-seven? 404.952 405.690 Twenty-nine? 405.849 407.971 . 407.971 408.472 Twenty-eight. 410.766 412.203 ... (TSK) (H) Don't you fucking attack me. 414.642 415.552 ... . 436.356 451.095 ... 451.188 451.821 DAN: ... -- 451.821 455.433 (TSK) (TSK) (TSK) .. (TSK) (TSK) (TSK) 455.433 455.960 ... Hmm. 480.100 481.009 JENNIFER: ... I'm tired. 487.272 488.115 DAN: ... (H) You wanna go to bed? 488.432 489.434 >MAC: ... ((BEEP_BEEP_BEEP)) 489.697 490.001 JENNIFER: No, 490.001 490.713 I wanna beat you f- -- 490.713 491.411 . 491.451 493.204 DAN: @[@@@ .. (H)] 491.781 493.204 JENNIFER: [This guy is gonna ram] -- 493.916 494.444 ]. 494.786 495.380 DAN: [Wow]. 496.790 497.318 JENNIFER: ... [22]. 496.790 498.003 DAN: [2You gotta do some2]thing over there, 498.003 498.359 hunh? 499.025 499.645 JENNIFER: ... . 501.120 501.565 ... (H) .. Oh, 501.575 502.490 I know what I'm gonna do though. 504.445 505.065 ... Watch this. 510.115 510.605 DAN: ... There you go. 510.855 511.705 >MAC: ((BEEP_BEEP_BEEP)) 512.365 513.585 JENNIFER: .. . 516.210 516.615 DAN: ... Wow. 516.930 518.000 JENNIFER: .. [Ya-ha]. 516.920 518.000 DAN: [Wow=]. 518.150 519.155 JENNIFER: Ya=-ha VOX>. 520.355 521.030 .. (H) Watch this. 537.105 539.335 DAN: ... WH>. 540.110 541.290 (H) You really suck. 541.285 541.715 Oh, 541.715 542.380 [man]. 541.715 542.660 >MAC: [((BEEP_BEEP]_BEEP)) 542.535 544.750 JENNIFER: . 545.650 546.995 DAN: <@ You really suck @>. 547.465 548.190 JENNIFER: (H) . 549.980 550.750 DAN: ... <% Aw man %>. 553.000 554.015 ... You can't attack me. 554.750 555.680 JENNIFER: ... Not until the end. 557.910 558.060 DAN: ... Yeah, 558.060 559.805 we have to get rid of this striped guy first though. 564.825 566.055 JENNIFER: ... Is he the aggressive one? 567.880 569.010 DAN: ... I don't know what player it is. 576.125 576.960 JENNIFER: ... . 585.220 585.630 ... Okay. 585.630 588.120 .. Are we not attacking each other until we get rid of the striped guy? 588.565 588.970 DAN: .. I don't know. 588.970 589.420 It's up to you. 589.420 590.195 You make the call. 591.865 593.870 JENNIFER: ... I'm not gonna be able to wipe this striped guy out yet. 594.410 594.890 .. I don't think. 595.380 595.585 DAN: .. I'm -- 595.585 596.900 I'm not gonna be able to either. 600.925 601.690 JENNIFER: ... . 605.530 606.180 ... See if I wipe him out, 606.210 607.205 you're just gonna wipe me out. 607.205 608.365 Which is kinda stupid. 611.080 611.750 DAN: ... You can't reach that. 612.355 612.725 JENNIFER: (H) Oh. 612.840 613.800 DAN: You gotta go through Iceland. 617.160 617.730 ... There you go. 618.880 620.105 JENNIFER: .. (H) I wonder if I can do it (Hx). 621.115 621.520 DAN: Twenty-o- -- 621.520 621.950 .. no, 621.950 622.190 .. you're -- 622.190 624.330 you're not gonna be able to get through twenty-one and eighteen. 624.925 625.480 (H) You can get -- 625.545 625.840 .. you c- -- 625.840 627.560 you might be able to get the single one there, 627.560 628.900 but I'd fortify down there, 628.900 630.460 because he's just gonna attack you again. 631.550 631.805 (H) .. What a- -- 631.805 632.530 Look at me. 633.395 634.335 ... Telling you what to do. 634.605 634.945 JENNIFER: .. Yeah, 634.945 635.625 look at you. 640.570 640.750 DAN: ... I'd -- 640.900 642.125 .. I'd put all your guys, 642.125 643.175 like right around there though. 655.215 655.860 ... (THROAT) 657.460 657.960 JENNIFER: ... I don't know. 666.175 667.030 ... Oh (Hx). 681.305 681.735 ... . 683.225 683.740 DAN: ... (Hx)g 683.810 684.650 >MAC: ((BEEP_BEEP_BEEP)) 688.890 691.065 ... . 694.530 695.495 ... . 711.000 713.625 ... Mm=. 725.135 725.650 DAN: ... . 727.760 729.040 JENNIFER: ... You're of course gonna win. 729.075 729.850 Oh my God, 729.850 730.580 here you go. 733.825 734.125 ... We- -- 735.500 736.230 ... 0h you got him. 736.605 736.880 DAN: .. Yeah. 738.960 740.135 ... So it's just you and me babe. 741.735 742.605 JENNIFER: ... What's new. 743.665 745.200 DAN: ... @@@@ @ 745.560 748.865 (KISS) (H) (KISS) .. (KISS) ... (KISS) 749.475 751.695 ... (TSK) (H) ... Oh, 751.750 752.380 let's see. 756.365 757.040 JENNIFER: ... Oh (Hx), 756.795 757.980 . 765.075 766.135 ... (H) (Hx) 771.245 772.530 ... Oh my God. 773.960 780.330 >ENV: <ENV: RUMBLING_NOISE>> 833.930 835.580 JENNIFER: ... That sounds like it was right in front of my house, 835.640 835.930 doesn't it. 836.260 836.575 DAN: .. Yeah, 836.575 836.935 it does. 837.925 838.215 >MAC: ... ((BEEP)) 840.865 841.180 DAN: ... Uh-oh. 841.180 841.720 What happened. 843.120 843.575 JENNIFER: ... I don't know. 846.370 846.985 ... Oh you don't, 847.665 848.510 (H) ... What does that mean. 849.595 849.860 >MAC: ... ((BEEP)) 850.650 851.240 JENNIFER: ... I don't know what that mean- -- 851.240 851.385 Oh, 851.425 852.215 you can't do it, 852.215 853.910 after .. your turn is over. 854.190 855.435 DAN: .. [Oh=]. 854.190 855.440 JENNIFER: [After fortified]. 855.615 856.185 DAN: Dang. 857.830 858.425 JENNIFER: ... My turn. 859.685 860.925 ... I'd best have some cards. 861.950 862.460 ... MAC: ... ((BEEP)) 866.350 868.395 JENNIFER: ... Shit .. shit .. shit. 869.640 870.285 ... Shit WH>. 871.090 872.185 ... (H) 883.155 884.060 ... (TSK) Oh I shouldn't have done that. 884.060 884.785 That was dumb. 885.850 886.705 ... (H) . 888.950 890.160 ... . 890.160 892.760 DAN: @[@@][2@2][3@@@@@ (H)3] 890.640 891.600 >MAC: [((BEEP_BEEP][2_BEEP))2] 891.265 892.725 JENNIFER: [2Oh2] [3no=3]. 892.955 894.205 DAN: @@ .. (H) 895.785 897.765 @ [@@@@] 896.540 897.765 JENNIFER: [Oh my go=d]. 899.605 899.890 DAN: (H) ... -- 907.205 907.960 JENNIFER: ... . 956.284 957.026 ... (GASP) 957.026 957.969 DAN: (TSK) . 957.754 959.061 JENNIFER: . 959.061 960.652 .. (H) ... Look at that. 960.652 961.582 .. You suck. 973.257 974.443 DAN: ... Oh I can't attack there, 974.443 975.225 . 978.717 979.242 ... Damn it. 979.418 980.415 JENNIFER: .. Look at that. 980.415 982.181 .. They won't let me [lose yet]. 981.238 982.073 DAN: [(THROAT)] 986.994 987.655 DAN: ... . 1008.523 1009.049 JENNIFER: ... . 1020.913 1021.937 ... . 1028.691 1030.107 ... My eyes are getting heavy. 1035.135 1036.092 DAN: ... Oopsy-daisy. 1036.618 1037.427 .. (H) 1038.317 1039.382 JENNIFER: ... Shuffling the cards. 1041.202 1041.957 ... Alright. 1043.669 1045.853 ... Tell you what I need to do here (Hx). 1051.798 1053.079 DAN: ... 1053.497 1055.357 ... @[@@] 1054.211 1055.357 JENNIFER: [Has to hap]pen. 1058.053 1058.970 DAN: ... . 1059.833 1060.507 .. (H) 1062.286 1063.864 JENNIFER: ... I wanna just [look at my cards] here. 1062.704 1063.230 DAN: [(Hx)=] 1064.497 1064.996 JENNIFER: ... Please, 1064.996 1065.643 (Hx) 1065.643 1065.980 .. Oh X, 1065.980 1066.816 but I got a new one. 1066.816 1067.328 >MAC: ((BEEP)) 1067.894 1068.501 JENNIFER: ... . 1070.483 1072.154 ... (SIGH) 1072.303 1072.586 Now, 1072.586 1074.177 if I can just get to the next -- 1084.719 1084.989 ... (KISS) 1087.887 1089.518 DAN: ... Thank you very much. 1090.246 1090.758 JENNIFER: ... For what. 1091.069 1092.336 DAN: .. I just took over Iceland. 1092.740 1093.657 JENNIFER: .. (TSK) Oh=, 1093.994 1094.601 fuck. 1095.585 1096.785 .. (H) Right while I was kissing you, 1096.785 1097.998 you= traitor. 1099.386 1100.303 ... . 1106.154 1107.165 ... (H)= 1110.711 1111.654 ... F>. 1120.403 1120.970 ... (Hx) 1122.992 1127.009 DAN: ... @@@ .. @@@@@@[@@@]@ 1126.200 1126.672 JENNIFER: [Oh]. 1127.360 1129.220 .. [2(H) I'm f- so hurt2]. 1127.360 1129.220 DAN: [2%(H) (H)2] 1129.220 1130.730 @@@@@@@ 1130.730 1134.154 .. (KISS) (KISS)== 1143.578 1145.640 JENNIFER: I can't believe you just won. 1145.761 1147.501 (TSK) I was gonna win the next hand. 1147.595 1151.370 DAN: @@@@@ (H) .. (Hx) 1151.370 1152.125 [Quit]. 1151.370 1152.327 JENNIFER: [You] suck. 1152.327 1152.772 Yeah[2=2]. 1152.327 1152.758 DAN: [2(H)2] 1153.891 1157.220 ... @@@@ @@@@ .. [3@@@@3] 1155.764 1157.611 JENNIFER: [3. 1158.515 1158.879 DAN: [4@@4] 1159.240 1160.830 (H) @No=. 1160.830 1162.645 (H) I'm just happy that I beat you. 1163.031 1163.503 JENNIFER: .. <@ Oh, 1163.503 1164.352 yeah @>. 1164.352 1165.404 DAN: @=@@@ 1165.201 1166.428 JENNIFER: (H) Yeah. 1166.886 1168.221 DAN: ... (H) The Big Stuff. 1168.221 1168.733 Hunh? 1169.259 1171.376 JENNIFER: ... (H) Yeah the Big Stuff's all my Stanford stuff. 1172.023 1173.303 DAN: ... Oh=. 1173.951 1175.096 ... (TSK) (H) Now what. 1175.096 1175.757 Backgammon? 1176.862 1177.887 ... What's Hearts. 1178.224 1178.723 JENNIFER: ... Hearts. 1178.804 1179.586 It's the card game. 1179.586 1179.923 DAN: Oh yeah? 1180.300 1180.934 ... Put it up there. 1181.325 1182.403 JENNIFER: ... Wan[na play hearts]? 1181.581 1182.390 DAN: [Let's check that one out]. 1186.906 1187.270 ... -- 1192.420 1192.743 ... wait, 1192.838 1193.444 .. play . 1193.444 1194.712 I've never played hearts be[fore, 1194.658 1195.871 JENNIFER: [(H) You've never] played Hearts? 1194.698 1195.197 DAN: in my life]. 1195.925 1196.194 DAN: .. No, 1196.194 1197.071 I don't know how to play it. 1197.354 1197.785 JENNIFER: .. Oh. 1197.974 1198.432 ... Okay. 1198.432 1199.268 I'll teach you. 1199.268 1200.508 DAN: .. Passing disabled. 1200.508 1201.034 [That's you]. 1200.495 1201.034 JENNIFER: [Queen of sp-] -- 1202.207 1202.908 DAN: ... (Hx) 1202.908 1204.229 JENNIFER: ... 0.000000irst lead [rotates]. 1203.528 1203.879 DAN: [(H)] 1204.189 1204.580 JENNIFER: First, 1204.580 1204.849 yeah. 1204.984 1205.739 DAN: .. (Hx) 1205.914 1207.357 JENNIFER: .. Always pass left. 1208.395 1209.285 DAN: ... (THROAT) 1210.228 1210.714 JENNIFER: ... Alright. 1213.302 1215.230 ... (TSK) (H) So this is us[=. 1215.230 1215.985 DAN: [<@ Groucho, 1215.985 1216.996 Harpo @>], 1215.985 1216.524 JENNIFER: .. % The object, 1216.524 1216.740 okay, 1216.740 1217.724 every] heart, 1217.899 1218.101 ... okay, 1218.101 1219.274 every heart is one [point, 1219.099 1219.395 DAN: [Is tr-] -- 1219.247 1221.472 JENNIFER: the q-] queen of spades is thirteen points, 1221.472 1223.413 the object is not to have any points. 1223.413 1223.939 .. And, 1224.316 1226.446 (H) you p=lay following suit, 1226.945 1227.579 ... an=d, 1227.889 1228.590 ... you can take, 1228.590 1229.682 if you take tricks, 1229.682 1231.272 th- the highest card of the suit, 1231.272 1232.068 takes the trick. 1232.068 1233.712 If you don't have the card of the suit, 1233.712 1235.573 [you throw] (H) whatever you want. 1233.712 1234.360 DAN: [(H)] 1235.519 1235.923 Okay. 1235.923 1237.191 So h- hearts, 1237.191 1238.323 .. and the queen of spades, 1238.323 1238.862 JENNIFER: Are [bad]. 1238.323 1239.631 DAN: [are the] only thing. 1239.631 1239.954 JENNIFER: That are -- 1239.954 1240.129 DAN: That -- 1240.129 1241.019 [that have points]. 1240.116 1241.019 JENNIFER: [That are points]. 1241.019 1241.289 Right. 1241.289 1241.909 [(H) So if you- -- 1241.842 1242.354 DAN: (H) .. So], 1241.842 1242.367 JENNIFER: if you throw] -- 1242.363 1242.481 % 1242.481 1242.954 [Look okay)]. 1242.481 1242.753 DAN: [y-] -- 1242.990 1243.120 JENNIFER: (H) 1243.096 1244.244 DAN: so we got like three points, 1244.244 1244.741 right here. 1245.687 1246.184 ... [Right]. 1245.687 1247.036 JENNIFER: [we] have three points in our hand, 1247.036 1247.758 [2exactly2]. 1247.036 1248.609 DAN: [2And we w- wanna2] try to get [3rid of that3]. 1248.491 1248.846 JENNIFER: [3(H) N_Right3], 1248.846 1249.887 but we're pa=ssing. 1249.887 1252.655 Now the first thing you do is you pa=ss three cards to your left. 1253.188 1254.217 (H) Now these are low hearts. 1254.217 1254.737 So I can -- 1254.737 1255.802 .. I'm not gonna pass those. 1255.826 1256.772 I'm gonna pass, 1257.683 1259.789 ... the f- [.. four of] clubs, 1258.156 1258.653 DAN: [All the -- 1258.653 1259.316 y- right-] -- 1260.380 1261.126 ... Why is that. 1264.012 1264.829 JENNIFER: ... And these are two high -- 1264.829 1265.243 why -- 1265.243 1266.083 just because. 1266.343 1266.639 (H) And -- 1266.639 1268.011 cause you should always pass a club, 1268.165 1269.265 .. so that the person -- 1269.856 1271.087 (H) .. so that the first hand, 1271.264 1272.305 %y- .. everyone has a club, 1272.305 1274.328 so that they can't .. discard a heart. 1274.316 1275.937 Cause you always assume that everyone's t- -- 1275.973 1277.321 no one is voi=d, 1277.321 1278.244 of a suit. 1278.634 1279.664 (H) The first time around, 1279.664 1281.829 so you don't have to worry about throwing a high [card. 1281.391 1281.840 DAN: [Yeah. 1281.900 1282.184 .. Yeah]. 1282.184 1283.556 JENNIFER: (H)] And then I'm gonna throw two high cards, 1283.556 1284.786 so I don't take those tricks. 1285.212 1285.673 (H) [Because (Hx)] -- 1285.212 1287.673 DAN: [(H) But what] difference does it make if you take a [2trick. 1287.448 1288.312 JENNIFER: [2(H) Well because 0- -- 1287.696 1288.808 DAN: They're not worth anything2]. 1288.525 1289.495 JENNIFER: (H) Cause if I2]= t- -- 1289.495 1290.536 If I take a tr- -- 1290.536 1291.612 the k- diamond trick, 1291.849 1293.197 (H) and somebody didn't have diamonds, 1293.197 1295.161 and they threw a heart into that pile, 1295.161 1296.131 I was gonna take that, 1296.131 1296.900 with that ace. 1298.592 1300.071 ... So if I throw an ace of diamonds, 1300.071 1301.550 and somebody doesn't have any diamonds, 1301.550 1302.650 they're gonna throw a heart on me, 1302.650 1304.022 and I'm [gonna have to] take that [2trick2]. 1302.839 1303.348 DAN: [(TSK) (H)] 1303.928 1304.247 [2Okay, 1304.247 1304.602 but, 1304.602 1305.726 but if they play hearts, 1305.726 1306.317 that doesn't -- 1306.518 1308.080 .. that doesn't win anything. 1308.955 1309.192 ... [I- -- 1309.192 1309.985 JENNIFER: [If they play h- -- 1309.192 1309.807 DAN: n_okay. 1309.807 1310.754 Just go ahead and play]. 1310.008 1310.351 JENNIFER: Okay. 1310.351 1310.718 Alright]? 1310.718 1312.445 So I'm passing three s_three cards. 1312.753 1313.463 (H) [And I got], 1312.729 1313.463 DAN: [(Hx)] 1313.463 1314.847 JENNIFER: the seven of hearts, 1314.847 1315.462 three of hearts, 1315.462 1316.692 and the king of f- spades. 1316.692 1317.367 Begin play. 1317.686 1319.224 (H) The two of clubs always leads, 1319.366 1321.010 % .. I'm gonna throw the ace of clubs, 1321.022 1322.383 assuming I'm gonna take this [trick, 1322.182 1322.406 DAN: [Okay- -- 1322.513 1322.903 .. Okay. 1322.903 1323.578 JENNIFER: (H) no one ] -- 1322.903 1323.223 DAN: and then- -- 1323.223 1323.850 and everybody] -- 1323.850 1324.205 JENNIFER: Right. 1324.252 1324.524 (H) 1324.524 1326.571 DAN: So it's kinda risky playing the king, 1326.571 1327.115 since, 1326.902 1328.960 JENNIFER: But I'm gonna assume everyone [has clubs] still. 1328.132 1328.605 DAN: [Okay]. 1329.067 1329.445 Alright. 1329.493 1329.990 [XXX] 1329.303 1329.635 JENNIFER: [Okay, 1329.635 1331.031 cause there are] thirteen cards, 1331.031 1332.379 I'm assuming it's an equal deal. 1332.379 1333.870 Now there are eight clubs out, 1334.071 1336.141 (H) that means there are only f=our more left. 1336.141 1336.816 DAN: So you don't -- 1336.816 1337.028 y- -- 1337.099 1338.472 .. so you wanna play, 1338.472 1339.300 JENNIFER: .. [So I'm gonna-] -- 1338.637 1339.276 DAN: [A high] d- -- 1339.276 1340.187 high diamond. 1340.850 1341.228 JENNIFER: (H) ... Yeah, 1341.228 1341.891 exactly. 1341.891 1343.121 Like a high diamond (Hx). 1343.121 1344.493 So jack of diamonds. 1345.132 1345.440 .. Okay, 1345.440 1345.972 [taken with= -- 1345.440 1345.712 DAN: [Okay, 1345.712 1346.658 so he took that. 1346.256 1346.623 JENNIFER: Okay. 1347.025 1347.664 (H) Now the] spade, 1346.682 1347.167 DAN: so now] -- 1347.664 1348.658 JENNIFER: Now this is a tricky one, 1348.658 1348.918 now, 1348.918 1350.539 If I have a high spade now, 1350.539 1351.426 I'd throw it, 1351.426 1353.106 (H) because I could take this trick, 1353.106 1354.525 and the h- my highest spade would be out. 1354.525 1356.477 Now I don't ever wanna take the queen of spades, 1356.797 1358.394 (H) high spades are dangerous because you might -- 1358.630 1360.784 queen of spades is a hard cr- card to get [rid of]. 1360.784 1361.257 DAN: [(H)] So if, 1361.257 1361.896 .. yeah okay, 1361.884 1362.120 [I see]. 1362.097 1362.747 JENNIFER: [Now I] don't have- -- 1362.747 1363.505 oh I do have a [2spade2]. 1363.315 1364.546 DAN: [2Well you're in a good2] position now, 1364.546 1366.226 because you've seen what everybody else has played. 1366.923 1367.326 JENNIFER: ... Right. 1367.326 1367.917 That's why. 1368.402 1369.065 (H) [Diamond, 1368.592 1369.763 DAN: [So you have to play a diamond. 1369.420 1369.763 JENNIFER: (H) Now h-] -- 1369.763 1370.023 DAN: Right]? 1370.023 1370.260 JENNIFER: Right, 1370.260 1371.348 and there have been no diamond- -- 1371.336 1372.614 Has there been a diamond trick? 1372.614 1374.258 [There's been one diamond trick. 1372.661 1373.276 DAN: [uh=, 1373.276 1373.525 y- -- 1373.655 1374.093 .. yeah. 1374.258 1375.216 JENNIFER: w-] only one though. 1374.270 1374.566 DAN: Yeah]. 1375.205 1375.465 JENNIFER: Right? 1375.465 1375.713 DAN: Yeah. 1375.843 1376.340 JENNIFER: .. Okay. 1376.778 1376.991 DAN: ... Yeah, 1376.991 1377.866 you played your ace. 1377.866 1379.132 JENNIFER: Okay now it was le=d, 1379.298 1380.611 .. the spade was led, 1380.919 1382.303 ... (H) but there's a heart in this trick. 1382.303 1384.207 So I wanna get under the seven. 1384.681 1386.219 JENNIFER: ... Because I don't wanna take this trick. 1386.219 1386.952 Because there's a heart. 1386.940 1387.271 DAN: [Okay]. 1387.402 1387.981 JENNIFER: [(H)] But that's easy, 1387.981 1389.070 2[cause I2] only have two spades, 1387.981 1388.336 DAN: [2(H)2] 1389.046 1390.194 JENNIFER: and they're both under seven. 1390.738 1391.921 DAN: % .. so you would have taken that, 1391.921 1392.678 JENNIFER: If I had [a eight]. 1392.429 1393.423 DAN: [(H)] So now, 1393.494 1394.654 [2you can2] still [3get under that, 1393.494 1393.849 JENNIFER: [2(H)2] 1394.180 1395.363 [3I could still get under so (Hx), 1395.363 1396.014 Alright (Hx). 1394.642 1395.044 DAN: too. 1395.363 1396.050 .. He's got an eight. 1396.050 1396.487 So you-3] -- 1396.050 1396.830 JENNIFER: [3(H) Now li3]sten, 1397.280 1397.836 (H) ... Okay now, 1397.836 1399.883 b- two different people took .. hearts. 1399.883 1400.095 Now, 1400.095 1400.876 if you t- have all -- 1400.876 1402.355 if you take all the points, 1402.923 1404.059 ... if you take all the points. 1404.059 1405.111 All thirteen hearts, 1405.111 1406.330 and the [queen of diamonds, 1405.419 1406.803 DAN: [So that's twenty-six points]. 1406.626 1407.146 JENNIFER: (H) it's called], 1407.146 1407.407 right. 1407.407 1408.400 It's called shooting the moon, 1408.400 1409.098 and you get -- 1409.359 1411.654 ... you give everyone else .. twenty-six points, 1411.902 1413.901 ... or else you're minus twenty-six points. 1414.280 1415.049 ... And that's good. 1415.049 1416.587 ... Shooting the moon is really hard to do. 1416.906 1417.344 (H) Now look it, 1417.344 1418.385 I don't have a club, 1419.012 1420.112 DAN: ... So you can throw a heart. 1420.112 1420.727 JENNIFER: there you [go]. 1420.112 1421.023 DAN: [A high] heart. 1421.023 1421.508 Okay. 1422.384 1423.235 JENNIFER: ... I don't have a club. 1425.057 1425.306 ... Now, 1425.306 1426.891 .. somebody else did take hearts. 1426.891 1427.151 Right? 1427.908 1428.358 ... Or did he -- 1429.032 1430.050 ... or am I mistaken. 1430.050 1431.812 .. I thought ev- someone else did take hearts, 1431.812 1433.114 I think somebody else did take hearts. 1433.528 1434.190 (H) 1434.190 1435.657 DAN: Queen of spades gonna have to come up m- -- 1435.657 1435.846 [n-, 1435.657 1435.906 JENNIFER: [There. 1435.929 1436.544 DAN: there it is]. 1435.858 1436.249 JENNIFER: He led, 1436.249 1437.538 .. 0id] he just shoot the moon? 1437.917 1438.946 ... I thought someone else took -- 1439.881 1440.212 ... No. 1440.235 1440.377 Ch- -- 1440.377 1440.531 Yeah. 1440.602 1441.229 So he got -- 1441.407 1442.601 (H) Groucho got [one heart], 1442.270 1442.590 DAN: [One], 1442.590 1444.163 JENNIFER: and Chico got twenty-five. 1444.270 1446.056 DAN: So he's b- [kinda bumming right now]. 1445.074 1446.245 JENNIFER: [So he sucks]. 1446.245 1446.600 right. 1446.837 1447.239 DAN: .. Okay. 1447.239 1448.386 So pass three cards. 1448.386 1450.066 So we [wanna] ... pa=ss, 1448.706 1448.978 JENNIFER: [%] 1450.587 1451.332 .. (H) Alright. 1451.332 1452.231 Pa=ss, 1452.231 1453.036 so we're gonna pass, 1453.142 1454.988 the king of .. spades. 1454.988 1457.141 DAN: King of ... puppy-dogs' feet. 1457.141 1461.613 ... @ ... (H) How come you don't pass the king of .. clubs. 1462.322 1463.210 JENNIFER: .. (H) I might. 1465.233 1466.475 ... I don't have any aces here. 1466.747 1467.930 .. I'm gonna pass a low heart. 1468.451 1469.953 ... Just so they can't shoot the moon. 1470.639 1471.810 (H) I got the ace of hearts, 1473.183 1473.857 ... Okay (Hx). 1474.863 1475.904 ... (H) Two of clubs. 1475.904 1476.885 King of clubs. 1476.885 1477.702 Ace is out. 1477.702 1479.405 So my queen is the highest there. 1481.547 1481.878 ... Alright, 1481.878 1483.499 my jack is the highest there. 1484.764 1485.817 DAN: ... So you wanna play that now. 1486.066 1486.752 .. Oh=, 1486.835 1487.556 JENNIFER: .. Well I'll do it. 1488.396 1489.319 DAN: ... [So you took] that one. 1488.349 1488.834 JENNIFER: [Yeah]. 1489.343 1490.845 DAN: .. But that doesn't make any difference [%]. 1490.467 1490.845 JENNIFER: [Right]. 1491.153 1491.922 ... Now the two -- 1492.466 1492.762 ... See, 1492.809 1493.259 .. alright. 1493.259 1493.945 .. Now. 1493.945 1495.246 Diamonds are a- wasted. 1501.197 1501.670 ... Alright. 1503.314 1504.296 DAN: ... Did you just take that? 1504.545 1504.923 JENNIFER: .. No. 1504.923 1505.361 DAN: That heart? 1505.361 1505.846 [No]? 1505.385 1505.846 JENNIFER: [No]. 1505.846 1507.325 Groucho has the uh, 1507.502 1508.508 DAN: .. Spades were [led. 1508.247 1508.531 JENNIFER: [The f=] -- 1508.531 1509.561 DAN: So] you play, 1509.561 1510.649 JENNIFER: Spa=de was led, 1510.649 1511.300 [The ace]. 1510.649 1511.323 DAN: [(H) Take- -- 1511.323 1512.483 Can] you play a club, 1512.707 1513.879 ... if spades were led, 1513.879 1514.648 and you [didn't have], 1514.009 1514.517 JENNIFER: [I can] -- 1514.766 1515.073 ... %Yeah, 1515.073 1515.440 [I can] -- 1515.073 1515.322 DAN: [But], 1515.322 1516.647 but if you had hearts? 1516.682 1516.872 JENNIFER: [Yeah. 1517.227 1518.421 DAN: [(H) So you can play anything then]. 1516.931 1517.534 JENNIFER: I can lead -- 1517.534 1518.102 I can pl- -- 1518.102 1518.954 th- I can] play [2anything2]. 1518.741 1520.433 DAN: [2So why don't you2] just get rid of high clubs. 1520.598 1520.989 JENNIFER: .. Right. 1520.989 1521.935 I'm -- 1521.935 1522.491 (H) who's -- 1522.491 1523.520 G- Harpo's gonna take this, 1523.520 1525.413 so the ... points are split now. 1526.324 1527.270 ... So I don't have to worry. 1527.803 1529.282 .. (H) Now the queen is the highest, 1529.317 1529.826 so, 1530.465 1531.234 ... % Two l- -- 1531.234 1532.677 the two of hearts is a great lead. 1532.961 1534.179 (H) You can't lead hearts, 1534.179 1535.705 unless hearts have already been dropped, 1535.705 1536.167 also. 1536.167 1536.522 DAN: Yeah. 1538.284 1539.822 JENNIFER: ... (H) .. Oh= shit. 1541.266 1542.236 ... . 1542.236 1543.229 I took a point there. 1543.975 1545.110 .. I'm gonna take all= the rest, 1545.110 1545.643 I think. 1545.868 1546.246 .. Um, 1547.370 1548.222 DAN: ... [How can you]. 1547.524 1548.222 JENNIFER: [Maybe not]. 1548.790 1550.079 ... . 1552.492 1553.794 I'm gonna take all the rest. 1554.563 1555.332 ... . 1556.361 1558.136 ... I just got like seven points. 1558.136 1558.692 shit. 1559.555 1560.111 ... Eight. 1562.560 1563.542 ... (H)= (Hx)= X 1569.907 1570.297 ... Alright, 1570.297 1571.480 I have no spades. 1571.480 1572.829 This is a really good hand. 1573.669 1575.348 ... I have no spades whatsoever. 1576.295 1577.028 ... It's really good. 1582.210 1582.908 DAN: ... [Play hear]ts. 1582.198 1582.707 JENNIFER: [(H)] 1582.813 1584.079 I'm gonna try to shoot the moon.